Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana
Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.
We share half our genes with the banana.
On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'
I always have bananas with me for energy.
Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.
Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.
I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.
How to defend yourself against a banana
If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.
Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.
I bet you can't eat ten bananas!" "I bet you're right.
To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.
I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.
Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun.
What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.
No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.
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