Bananas Quotes

Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.

Brendan Morrison

Goal, Bunch

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Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.

Daphne Guinness

Skins, Life Is, Slips

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

Groucho Marx

Funny, Birthday, Time

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My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

Betty White

Mother, Golden Girls, Used

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Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

Harry Styles

Eye, Eating, Contact

Twitter post from Jun 23, 2013

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Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.

Vilayanur S. Ramachandran

Stars, Apes, Humans

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Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.

Bill Gates

Money, Business, Intellectual

Attributed to Bill Gates in "The Wall Street Journal", December 29, 2011.

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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

Ryan Stiles

Ice Cream, Eating

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates depression, sadness, or any kind of despondency. Yellow vibration foods are: pineapples, bananas, grapefruit, lemons and corn.

Tae Yun Kim

Sadness, Yellow, Mind

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We share half our genes with the banana.

Robert May, Baron May of Oxford

Science, Half, Share

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On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'

Mitch Hedberg

Funny, Humor, Mean

"Strategic Grill Locations". Live Album by Mitch Hedberg, September 7, 1999.

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I always have bananas with me for energy.

Samantha Bond

Energy

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Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

Demetri Martin

Stupid, Trying, Ends

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Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.

Frankie Muniz

Basketball, Car, Yeah

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

Elvis Presley

Love, Looks, Heal

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Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.

Robert Fulghum

Existence, Anything Can Happen, Happens

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How to defend yourself against a banana

John Cleese

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If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.

Lee Kuan Yew

Thinking, Trying, Chewing

"Singapore's Elder Statesman" by Peter Day, news.bbc.co.uk. July 05, 2000.

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Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.

Audrey Hepburn

Nice, Shock, Wells

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I bet you can't eat ten bananas!" "I bet you're right.

Sarah Dessen

Ten

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To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.

Andy Murray

Thinking, Fruit, Honest

"Murray describes fight to cope with trauma of Dunblane school killings" by Martin Hodgson, www.theguardian.com. June 04, 2008.

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I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it's fine.

Mike Piazza

Health, Looks, Body

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Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun.

Paul McCartney

Sweet, Alcohol, Drug

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What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.

Edith Wharton

Breakfast, Shame, Eating

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No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.

Kiran Desai

Fruit, Offensive, Dies

Kiran Desai (2007). “The Inheritance of Loss”, p.43, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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