Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.
Every shy person is a potential sex offender.
To save the audience we must fill the stage with murderers, adulterers and madmen; in short, we must fire a salvo of monsters at them. They are our monster which we will temporarily free ourselves from only to face another day.
Love is impossible without bite marks.
To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.
Money buys everything, even true love.
I only believe in those who can still blush.
I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.
If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.
I am, and have always been, a pornographic angel.
Husbands shouldn't be the last to know. Husbands should never know!
It's very hard not to be a scoundrel nowadays. Everywhere there are pressures that work towards our personal and collective debasement.
Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
I won't stand for censorship, not even from Jesus Christ.
Love is eternal. If it ends, it wasn't love.
Saturday is an illusion.
A thunderous boo is one thousand times stronger, nobler, and more powerful than a standing ovation. Admiration corrupts.
The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.
The keyhole is my lens as a writer.
Any individual is greater than the Milky Way.
The audience will only truly respect you when they have no idea what is going on.
Only the prophets see the obvious.
Adulthood does not exist. Man is an eternal child.
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