Saturday Quotes

• Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

  Bill Watterson

  Friday, Cute Life, Sunday

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• I think Saturday may be Latin for "stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night.

  Bart Millard

  Latin, Night, Thinking

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• A beautiful life does not just happen; it is built.

  T. B. Joshua

  Beautiful, Doe, Saturday Morning

  Personal Quote, www.imdb.com.

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• When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength.

  Tecumseh

  Thankful, Gratitude, Morning

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• Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.

  Anthony Burgess

  Life, Friday, Sunday

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• What can be better than to get out a book on Saturday afternoon and thrust all mundane considerations away till next week.

  C. S. Lewis

  Book, Next Week, Afternoon

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• I'd love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on 'Saturday Night Live' and has gone on to do some of the landmark comedies people like. And then to add this whole other phase to his career with 'Lost in Translation' and 'Rushmore.' I always felt to be able to have something similar to that would be great.

  Will Ferrell

  Night, Careers, People

  "A chat with Will Ferrell". Interview with Stephanie Snipes, www.cnn.com. November 7, 2003.

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• Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

  Charles E. McKenzie

  Education, Rain, Teaching

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• Live every day as if it were Saturday night.

  Al McGuire

  Basketball, Night, Live Every Day

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• Yes, ever since antiquity, the day after Friday has been Saturday.

  Mizuki Nomura

  Friday, Has Beens, Antiquity

  Mizuki Nomura (2012). “Book Girl and the Wayfarer's Lamentation (light novel)”, p.132, Hachette UK

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• It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Morning, Sunday, Night

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• My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.

  Ludacris

  Vacation, Way, Saturday Morning

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• On Saturday afternoons when all the things are done in the house and there's no real work to be done, I play Bach and Chopin and turn it up real loudly and get a good bottle of chardonnay and sit out on my deck and look out at the garden.

  Maya Angelou

  Real, Garden, Play

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• Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.

  Mike Birbiglia

  Night, People, Perfect

  FaceBook post by Mike Birbiglia from Jul 26, 2015

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  Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

  Ogden Nash

  Funny, Birthday, Friday

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• Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.

  Sam Cooke

  Night, Saturday Night

  Song: Another Saturday Night, Album: Ain't That Good News, 2003

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• Every Saturday we work in the yard, pick up the dog doo, hope that it's hard.

  Joe Walsh

  Dog, Honesty, Yards

  Song: Ordinary Average Guy

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• Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.

  Lyndon B. Johnson

  Friday, Sunday, Weekend

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• Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.

  Tina Fey

  Witty, Control Of Your Life, Want

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• God is not merely at your fingertips but within your grasp. Live each day like a child digging through an antique treasure chest rifling for the next discovery. Open your arms and your eyes to the God who stands in plain sight and works miracles in your midst. Look for him in your workdays and weekends, in your meeting-filled Mondays and your lazy Saturdays. Search for him in the snowy sunsets and Sabbaths, seasons of Lent and sitting at your table. Pray for—and expect—wonder. For when you search for God, you will discover him.

  Margaret Feinberg

  Monday, Children, Sunset

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• Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.

  Joseph Addison

  Life, Friday, Sunday

  Joseph Addison, Sir Richard Steele (1747). “The Spectator”, p.176

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• Saturday comes again, welcome or not, it comes again like it always does, welcome or not, wanted or not, another judgment day - The chance to be saved, the chance to be damned.

  Brian Clough

  Soccer, Football, Doe

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• We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle of rye and anyone who comes to the house, they better want to watch hockey.

  Bobby Hull

  Beer, Hockey, Night

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• The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Friday, Sunday, Weekend

  Chuck Palahniuk (2011). “Invisible Monsters: A Novel”, p.87, W. W. Norton & Company

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• The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. The whacks, the moans, the cracks, the groans, the welts, the squeaks, the belts, the shrieks, the pricks, the prayers, the kicks, the tears, the skelps, and the yelps.

  Samuel Beckett

  Friday, Monday, Prayer

  Samuel Beckett (2009). “Watt”, p.37, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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