Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Live every day as if it were Saturday night.
It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Blow your brains out and do it right, make sure it's on prime time and on Saturday night.
Music is what mathematics does on a Saturday night.
If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.
It was Saturday night and I was feelin kinda funny,
Gold around my neck, pockets full of money.
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans.
I want a Sunday kind of love
A love to last past Saturday night
And I’d like to know it’s more than love at first sight
Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings.
You may try your experiment for a week and see how you like it. I think by Saturday night you will find that all play and no work is as bad as all work and no play
I love Saturday nights with my best friend and a big bowl of pasta, wanting a good scare, something that will say, 'Listen, your life is not as bad as this. Your life can be so much worse'.
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
I don't know what your childhood was like, but we didn't have much money. We'd go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book.
There's nothing revolutionary about Saturday Night Fever . You can see the same kind of movement at your local disco.
Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Satire is what closes Saturday night.
I didn't always have 14,000 people wanting to hang out with me on a Saturday night.
I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.
When I was on 'Saturday Night Live,' all I did was work.
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