Jon Gruden Quotes

• You never stay the same. You either get better or you get worse.

  Jon Gruden

  Motivational, Sports, Motivational Sports

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• If I stop pushing you, if I stop demanding of you, if I stop getting on you, then I probably don't think you have much to offer.

  Jon Gruden

  Thinking, Pushing, Offers

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• Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially Monday Night.

  Jon Gruden

  Monday, Sunday, Night

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• Mike, did you ever see the movie 'Cast Away?' In that movie, Tom Hanks' only friend was a ball named Wilson. In this game, Russell Wilson's only friend is a football.

  Jon Gruden

  Football, Games, Balls

  "8 Ridiculous Things Jon Gruden Said On Monday Night Football" by Tony Manfred, www.businessinsider.com. October 29, 2013.

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• Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle.

  Jon Gruden

  Football, Jam, Band

  "8 Ridiculous Things Jon Gruden Said On Monday Night Football" by Tony Manfred, www.businessinsider.com. October 29, 2013.

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• I'm not thinking about coaching, I'm thinking about heading to Washington, watching the world champions and my brother coach

  Jon Gruden

  Brother, Thinking, Champion

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• The Seahawks defense has to go balls deep to win this game.

  Jon Gruden

  Football, Winning, Games

  "8 Ridiculous Things Jon Gruden Said On Monday Night Football" by Tony Manfred, www.businessinsider.com. October 29, 2013.

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• Follow the ball, man. There's only one ball. They can only give it to one of them at a time, so let's not get too far away from the reality of it all.

  Jon Gruden

  Reality, Men, Giving

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• You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit.

  Jon Gruden

  Hate, Men, Bullshit

  "Monday night lights" by Kelefa Sanneh, www.newyorker.com. December 12, 2011.

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• If any QB can complete passes to himself, it's Johnny Manziel.

  Jon Gruden

  Ifs

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• I bet you like sitting at red lights.

  Jon Gruden

  Football, Light, Sitting

  "8 Ridiculous Things Jon Gruden Said On Monday Night Football" by Tony Manfred, www.businessinsider.com. October 29, 2013.

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• Ultra high speed slow mo.

  Jon Gruden

  Football, Speed, Ultras

  "8 Ridiculous Things Jon Gruden Said On Monday Night Football" by Tony Manfred, www.businessinsider.com. October 29, 2013.

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• Meaningless yards are not meaningful.

  Jon Gruden

  Meaningful, Yards, Meaningless

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• I call them the Sons of Anarchy Muhammad WilkerSON, Damon HarriSON, Sheldon RichardSON

  Jon Gruden

  Son, Anarchy, Muhammad

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• I'm going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night.

  Jon Gruden

  Football, Kids, Night

  "8 Ridiculous Things Jon Gruden Said On Monday Night Football" by Tony Manfred, www.businessinsider.com. October 29, 2013.

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• If you understand our salary cap, you have to be logical. If Barry Sanders , for instance, came out of retirement, if we were interested we probably couldn't get real interested. So you've got to temper your enthusiasm with the reality of our situation.

  Jon Gruden

  Retirement, Real, Salary

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• Just because you are getting younger doesn't mean you are getting better

  Jon Gruden

  Mean, Get Better

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• I just wanna see some football.

  Jon Gruden

  Football

  "8 Ridiculous Things Jon Gruden Said On Monday Night Football" by Tony Manfred, www.businessinsider.com. October 29, 2013.

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• Right now Von Miller is the best pass rusher in the world. He looks exactly like Derrick Thomas did in his heyday. He can absolutely destroy a football game.

  Jon Gruden

  Football, Games, Heyday

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• He should voicemail get open!

  Jon Gruden

  Football, Should

  "8 Ridiculous Things Jon Gruden Said On Monday Night Football" by Tony Manfred, www.businessinsider.com. October 29, 2013.

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