Here's a guy that when he puts his contacts in, he can see better.
It's a simple and an effective way of getting everyone on the same page, prepared and paying attention to the gag. People just get into that frame of mind of you doing impressions. It can take a minute or two for an audience to catch on when you aren't doing one.
Everything is awesome... Everything is cool when you're a part of a team.
I love John Madden, because he makes me feel smart.
Speaking of Quarterback nicknames, you hear they're calling Jay Cutler 50 cent? Because you only get two quarters out of him.
I don't know if you can tell, but I grew up watching a lot of television.
Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
I made the grandkids laugh. John Madden finally liked me!
When I used to watch vaudevillian impressionists, people like Rich Little or Frank Gorshin, I always felt like the voice was the only point. I didn't want to do that. I wanted to be of the Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters model, where observation and storytelling was important.
Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.
I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times.
I chose Journalism by default. I always loved TV, and I had no idea what else to do, so I studied what interested me.
Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game, Peyton Manning wins.
You know what I would do? I would remake The Wizard of Oz with Robin Williams, and that's it. Just let him do the whole dang thing by himself.
Guy on the plane I'm on has a text alert that sounds like a gunshot... And he isn't putting it on vibrate.
People expect me to do the classics, and it is a lot like playing a favorite song.
Hey, I work one full hour a day!
If it's just the voice, then you can only do jokes. It's not really even about the impression so much. It's about the take and what you do with the person. I try to get a character across with the impression.
I love President Bush. I think it's great we have a president who always looks like he's looking directly into the sun.
I didn't apply to different schools. I wasn't really sure what I was going to do.
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