Nicolas Chamfort Funny Quotes

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• I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.

  Nicolas Chamfort

  Love, Funny, Friendship

• Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.

  Nicolas Chamfort

  Funny, Morning, Time

• The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

  Nicolas Chamfort

  Funny, Hilarious, Laughter

• Society is composed of two great classes, those that have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.

  Nicolas Chamfort

  Funny, Class, Two

  Sébastien-Roch-Nicolas Chamfort (1902). “The Cynic's Breviary: Maxims and Anecdotes from Nicolas de Chamfort”

• Most books today seemed to have been written overnight from books read the day before.

  Nicolas Chamfort

  Funny, Reading, Book

• Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimate.

  Nicolas Chamfort

  Funny, Humor, Law

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