A moment of eloquence enthralls us. An hour's worth leaves us stupefied.
Irony dissolves sentiment, but occasionally a sentiment is strong enough to dissolve irony.
The ironies in the commonplace are my inspiration and delight.
My father was a patriarch inside a matriarchy, but never knew it.
Innocence: I am only stepping on your face because it lies in my path.
If you are going to break a Law of Art, make the crime interesting.
Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted.
Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.
The passions are the same in every conflict, large or small.
Self-hatred and self-love are equally self-centered.
Don't stare into a mirror when you are trying to solve a problem.
My thought has been shaped by books; my desires by pictures.
If we think about the obvious long enough, it dissolves.
In bridge clubs and in councils of state, the passions are the same.
I did not know I was in my prime until afterwards.
I read less and less. I have not forgiven books for their failure to tell me the truth and make me happy.
Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.
Self-deception is nature; hypocrisy is art.
I win on my merits; my opponents win by cheating.
A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.
Courage, determination, and hard work are all very nice, but not so nice as an oil well in the back yard.
The wisdom of age: don't stop walking.
The hysterical find too much significance in things. The depressed find too little.
I cling to depression, thinking it a form of truth.
Lying just for the fun of it is either art or pathology.
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