I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.
Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.
Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.
I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!
I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.
I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.
Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?
Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.
To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.
How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
The Pentagon's lost entire countries.
What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.
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