It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.
It takes 10 million failures to find the right stuff.
All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.
It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
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