Ellen DeGeneres Quotes - Page 5

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• We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we? I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? You don't have a barrel or anything like that? Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? - Oh, and a Diet Coke.

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  Dog, Couple, Hot

  "Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

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  Funny, Letters, Hanging Out

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• Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and then they start dropping and they don't stop dropping until the act is completed. So it's not uncommon that they both fall all the way to the ground, hit the ground and both of them die. That's how committed they are to this. I thought to myself, 'Boy, don't we feel like wimps for stopping to answer the phone.' I don't know about you, but if I'm one of these two birds, you're getting close to the ground... I would serioulsy consider fakin' it.

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  Funny, Fall, Boys

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• You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea --- and they think WE'RE weird!

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  Sex, Thinking, Animal

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• I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that's fine for me. I'm not saying I don't like it. But I don't think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. Because they have to have some innocence; there's just no innocence left.

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  Sex, Growing Up, Kids

  Interview with Bridget Foley, www.wmagazine.com. March 1, 2007.

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• And the bottom line is we are who we are-we look a certain way, we talk a certain way, we walk a certain way. I strut because I’m a supermodel, and sometimes I gallop for fun. When we learn to accept that, other people learn to accept us. So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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  Fun, People, Hug

  Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously ... I'm Kidding”, p.9, HarperCollins Australia

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• So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship - it's actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.

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  Drama, Knowing, People

  "Ellen DeGeneres Sits Down with The Four Agreements Author don Miguel Ruiz". www.oprah.com. October 2001.

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• It is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it's just isn't fair.

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  People, Fundamentals, Want

  "Dancing with DeGeneres". Interview with Kam Williams, newsblaze.com. November 21, 2008.

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• Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony.

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  Hurt, Shoes, Feet

  "Ellen The Generous". Interview with Patricia Marx, www.elle.com. October 12, 2007.

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• Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions.

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  School, Rocks, Twenties

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• When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.

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  Orange, Giving, Life Gives You Lemons

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• All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. "Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?" "Yes, I have all those things! I'm alive!"

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  Funny, Humor, Anxiety

  "Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now". www.imdb.com. 2003.

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• We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.

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  Dog, Horse, Home

  Ellen DeGeneres (2011). “Seriously...I'm Kidding”, p.70, Hachette UK

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• If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would no Oscars. Or anyone named Oscar, if you think about that.

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  Gay, Thinking, Race

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• You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.

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  Women, Book, Hard Work

  Ellen DeGeneres (2003). “The Funny Thing Is...”, p.5, Simon and Schuster

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• Right before I decided to come out, I went on a spiritual retreat called 'Changing the Inner Dialogue of Your Subconscious Mind.' I'd never been to anything like it before, and all my friends were taking bets on how long I'd last with no TV, no radio, no phone. But for me that was the beginning of paying attention to all the little things.

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  Spiritual, Phones, Long

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• I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

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  Funny, Humor, Asparagus

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• [Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything - has grill marks on each side, like somehow we'll actually believe there's an open-flame grill in the front of the plane.

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  Travel, Believe, Flames

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• The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.

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  Hurt, Tree, Leopards

  Ellen Degeneres (2011). “My Point...And I Do Have One”, p.100, Bantam

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• Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

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  Christmas, Holiday, Cheesy

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• I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

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  Funny, Life, Cutting

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• Even before I knew I was gay, I knew I didn't want to have a child. I knew I didn't want to have one. I never want to have to release it from me. Listen, I love babies. I love children. And I melt when I'm around them. I also love my freedom and I love that I can sleep at night.

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  Baby, Freedom, Children

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• When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this," would have been fine.

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  Regret, Trying, Friendly

  Ellen DeGeneres (2003). “The Funny Thing Is...”, p.131, Simon and Schuster

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• I'm a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.

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  Vegetarian

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.

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  Unique, Style, Opinion

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