Maureen Lipman Quotes

• You know the worst thing about oral sex ? The view.

  Maureen Lipman

  Sex, Views, Worst

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• Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.

  Maureen Lipman

  Mother, Children

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• Jewish Alzheimer's is forgetting everything except a grudge.

  Maureen Lipman

  Alzheimer's, Forget, Grudge

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• As for blondes having more fun, well, let me dispel that rumor forever. They do.

  Maureen Lipman

  Fun, Forever, Rumor

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• Chutzpah' is best defined as a small boy peeing through someone's letter box, then ringing the doorbell to ask how far it went.

  Maureen Lipman

  Boys, Letters, Definitions

  Maureen Lipman (2013). “Past-It Notes”, p.88, JR Books Limited

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• Acting requires absorption, but not self-absorption and, in the actor's mind, the question must always be 'Why am I doing this?,' not 'How am I doing it?

  Maureen Lipman

  Self, Mind, Acting

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• My idea of a good work-out is two hours spent worrying about the bags under my eyes.

  Maureen Lipman

  Eye, Ideas, Two

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• I've discovered over the years that if my hair is all right, then generally speaking, so am I.

  Maureen Lipman

  Hair, Years, Ifs

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• I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation.

  Maureen Lipman

  Emotional, Mitzvah, Bars

  Maureen Lipman (2013). “Past-It Notes”, p.149, JR Books Limited

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• A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.

  Maureen Lipman

  Animal, Pet, Tears

  Maureen Lipman (2013). “Past-It Notes”, p.25, JR Books Limited

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• What does a Californian make for dinner? Reservations.

  Maureen Lipman

  California, Doe, Dinner

  Maureen Lipman (2013). “Past-It Notes”, p.57, JR Books Limited

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• Are you sitting comfortably? Then get up. This is no time for sloth.

  Maureen Lipman

  Sloth, Sitting, Get Up

  "Something to Fall Back on". Book by Maureen Lipman, 1987.

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• Of all the forms of exercise that I have done, Power Plate® training is the most concise. If I start my session at 9.30am, I know I can be at my desk by 10.15am and I can even fit in a workout before rehearsals. Power Plate® exercise is not at all intimidating, and I know that in a short session I have had a complete workout.

  Maureen Lipman

  Workout, Exercise, Training

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