Joe Teti Quotes - Page 2

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• After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body.

  Joe Teti

  Years, Survival, Special

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• I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.

  Joe Teti

  Survival, Done, Combat

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• What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack.

  Joe Teti

  Survival, Cracks, Want

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• Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.

  Joe Teti

  Fire, Black, Survival

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• I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

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  Wine, Beer, Survival

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• What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.

  Joe Teti

  Sexy, Guy, Tree

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• Dude, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

  Joe Teti

  Survival, Sometimes

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• I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking.

  Joe Teti

  Thinking, Clock Is Ticking, Survival

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• Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.

  Joe Teti

  Survival, Toes, Counting

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• Putting us in risk is just plain stupid.

  Joe Teti

  Stupid, Risk, Survival

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• All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.

  Joe Teti

  Survival, Dollars, Hammers

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• Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.

  Joe Teti

  Hunting, Tree, Survival

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• Yet again, Matt pulled another rabbit out of his hat and got a fire for us.

  Joe Teti

  Fire, Survival, Rabbits

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• You may only get one chance at something...and that requires confidence in your ability.

  Joe Teti

  Survival, May, Chance

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• I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.

  Joe Teti

  Pigs, Survival, Smack

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• The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.

  Joe Teti

  Beach, Survival, Gears

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• Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you.

  Joe Teti

  Mother, Curves, Survival

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• Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.

  Joe Teti

  Central Park, Survival, Parks

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• I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.

  Joe Teti

  Crazy, Fire, Survival

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• We cannibalized this bike as much as we could've.

  Joe Teti

  Survival, Bike

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• This is like being in the super bowl. It's first down, you're on the one yard line, You either make a touchdown or you're hosed.

  Joe Teti

  Survival, Yards, Lines

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• It drops down to a place I ain't going.

  Joe Teti

  Survival

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• Hiking up a hill is an ass kicker, going downhill is a little easier.

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  Hiking, Survival, Kickers

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• One thing you can never underestimate is the power of water.

  Joe Teti

  Water, Survival, Underestimate

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• We've got a lot to gain and nothing to lose.

  Joe Teti

  Survival, Gains, Nothing To Lose

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