Eminem Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• Love is just a word, but you bring it definition.

  Eminem

  Love, Funny, Definitions

• I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

  Eminem

  Funny, Hate, Women

• I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.

  Eminem

  Funny, Thinking, Doors

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

  Eminem

  Funny, People, Brain

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record.

  Eminem

  Funny, Motivational, Thinking

• Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

  Eminem

  Funny, Laughter, Humor

• You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.

  Eminem

  Funny, Men, Rapper

• Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

  Eminem

  Funny, Friends, Circles

  "Eminem: What I've Learned" by Brian Mockenhaupt, www.esquire.com. December 18, 2008.

• To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway.

  Eminem

  Funny, Sarcastic, People

• You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game.

  Eminem

  Funny, Rap, Games

  Song: Love the Way You Lie, Album: Recovery, 2010

• I have nothing to lose, but something to gain.

  Eminem

  Funny, Gains, Nothing To Lose

• And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony.

  Eminem

  Funny, Looks, Balconies

  Song: Not Afraid, Album: Recovery, 2010

• Love is evil, spell it backwards, I’ll show ya.

  Eminem

  Funny, Love Is, Evil

  Song: Space Bound, Album: Recovery, 2010

• Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.

  Eminem

  Funny, Real, Thinking

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I'm thankful for the talent in which God gave me and I'm thankful for the environment that he placed me.

  Eminem

  Funny, Talent, Environment

  Song: Never Enough, Album: Encore, 2004

• Sometimes you just gotta let sh-t go and say 'to hell with it' and move on.

  Eminem

  Funny, Moving, Sometimes

• Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.

  Eminem

  Funny, Husband, Men

• I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

  Eminem

  Funny, Beauty, Sarcastic

• Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it.

  Eminem

  Funny, Shoes, Causes

  "Renegade". Song by Eminem and Jay-Z, 2006.

• When I die, so does hip hop.

  Eminem

  Funny, Hip Hop, Hips

  Song: Despicable

• As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight.

  Eminem

  Funny, Long, Flight

  Song: Love the Way You Lie, Album: Recovery, 2010

• You know, I don't know if you know this about me or not, but I'm kind of a big deal.

  Eminem

  Funny, Kind, Bigs

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