Janet Evanovich Quotes - Page 6

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• Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. "Sorry about the blood." "What was it this time?" No one reported gunfire." "I hit a guy in the face with a hair dryer." "Whoa." Dillon said. "It wasn't my fault," I told him. "Maybe we should lay down some linoleum here. It would make things easier for clean up.

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  Sorry, Coffee, Hair

  Janet Evanovich (2011). “Smokin' Seventeen”, p.118, Hachette UK

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• A uniform cordoned off the area with crime scene tape. The M.E. pulled in and parked. There were two EMT trucks idling at the edge of the lot. I’d stayed close to the back door, and one of the Rangeman guys had taken a position two feet from me, standing at parade rest. No doubt in my mind he’d take a bullet for me rather than face Ranger over a dead Stephanie.

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  Taken, Doors, Two

  Janet Evanovich, Lee Goldberg (2016). “Janet Evanovich 3-Book Variety Summer Bundle: The Heist, Wicked Business, Smokin' Seventeen”, p.669, Bantam

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• Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?

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  Brain, Winner, Decided

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• I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the moment that were no longer exclusively attached." "And I could date other men." Morelli was starting to look annoyed. "Have you been dating other men?" "Maybe." "As long as it isn't Ranger," Morelli said. "I don't think Ranger dates.

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  Men, Thinking, Long

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• -You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

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  Humility, Good Woman, Max

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• I've never been in this part of Trenton before. I don't feel comfortable driving around buildings that haven't got gang slogans sprayed on them. Look at this place. No boarded-up windows. No garbage in the gutter. No brothers selling goods on the street. Don't know how people can live like this.

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  Brother, People, Gutters

  Janet Evanovich (2001). “Three Plums In One: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly”, p.559, Simon and Schuster

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• I buy wine according to the bottle design. After I get down the first glass it all tastes okay to me so I figure you go for something classy to look at on the table

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  Wine, Glasses, Design

  Janet Evanovich, Lee Goldberg (2016). “Janet Evanovich 3-Book Variety Summer Bundle: The Heist, Wicked Business, Smokin' Seventeen”, p.635, Bantam

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• I’m going back to bed,” Grandma said when Mooner and Dougie left. “This doesn’t look too interesting. I liked it better the other night when you were on the floor with the bounty hunter.” Morelli gave me the same kind of look Desi always gave Lucy when she’d just done something incredibly stupid. “It’s a long story,” I said. “I bet.

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  Stupid, Grandma, Night

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.702, Macmillan

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• You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you." "You are such a cop." "Tell me about it.

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  Running, Cupcakes, Cop

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Ten Big Ones: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.139, Macmillan

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• Morelli grabbed the front of my shirt, pulled me to him, and kissed me. It was a great kiss, but I didn't know what the heck it meant. It seemed to me a breaking up kiss would have had less tongue.

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  Kissing, Tongue, Shirts

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• I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities.

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  Phones, Priorities, Flannels

  Janet Evanovich (2011). “Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly”, p.460, Simon and Schuster

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• From the look on your face, I'd say you know him." I nodded. "Sold him a cannoli when I was in high school." Connie grunted. "Honey, half of all the women in New Jersey have sold him their cannoli

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  School, Looks, Half

  Janet Evanovich (2011). “Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly”, p.20, Simon and Schuster

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• Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

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  Thinking, Devil, Missionary

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• How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show.

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  People, Body, Faces

  Twitter post from Oct 30, 2012

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• You're such a cupcake.

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  Cupcakes

  Janet Evanovich (2014). “Top Secret Twenty-One: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.26, Bantam

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• Morelli smiled. "It could have been Jenny Ragucci. That makes much more sense. I had good luck with sluts." I looked over at him. All in the past," Morelli said. "I'm a cupcake man now." Whoa, dude," Mooner said. "That's so, like, cosmic.

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  Good Luck, Past, Men

  Janet Evanovich (2008). “Fearless Fourteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.334, Macmillan

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• Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. “I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums,” she said. Morelli paused, his fork halfway to the roast chicken platter. He slid his eyes to me and leaned close. “If you ever call me snuggy wuggums in public I’ll lock you in the cellar and chain you to the furnace.

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  Eye, Laughing, Locks

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Ten Big Ones: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.44, Macmillan

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• Lots of times I'm not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward.

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  Crazy, Moving, Writing

  Janet Evanovich, Ina Yalof (2006). “How I Write: Secrets of a Bestselling Author”, p.190, St. Martin's Griffin

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• That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.

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  Believe, Mary, Worst

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.477, Macmillan

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• I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother.

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  Mother, Father, Tasks

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Seven Up: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.22, Macmillan

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• Omygod, I haven’t got years. I’ll have to hide in the Bat Cave.” “Once you go to the Bat Cave it’s forever, babe.” Eeek.

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  Years, Forever, Bats

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• I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. “Killing is wrong.” “We kill chickens,” Mr. Wexler said. “We kill cows. We kill trees. So big deal, we kill some drug dealers.” It was hard to argue with that kind of logic because I like cows and chickens and trees much better than drug dealers.

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  Tree, Drug, Cows

  Janet Evanovich (1999). “Three To Get Deadly: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.266, Simon and Schuster

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• The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

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  Way, Nipples, Notes

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• Nice dress. Take it off.

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  Nice, Romance, Dresses

  Janet Evanovich, Ina Yalof (2006). “How I Write: Secrets of a Bestselling Author”, p.101, Macmillan

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• You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget

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  Kids, Thinking, Cuffs

  Twitter post from Jul 26, 2014

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