You moan a lot and jingle your change But let's face it, there's no escape You can flick the remote as much as you like But she's on the TV and on every tape
It's not easy for you, Dad You seek your own space You slope off to watch telly But still see (Mom's Mum's Mam's) face
Leaving Verses Poems Quotes To say goodbye Isn't a pain Unless you're never going...! (Tee hee)
This goodbye will only seem Like an eternal pain If I fail to merely miss you Until we meet again As we assuredly will I've made my mind up
I'm soooo happy you're my Dad And soooo I want to say I love you, Dad, and wish you A sooo very best birthday
At 50 you now have realized ?Getting old isn't fair? And that it's hard to make a comeback ?When you haven't gone anywhere
This card is sent to cheer you As you're confined to bed I'm sure it'll feel all worthwhile In the happier days ahead.
Free... Yes...FREE time Is what retirement brings Leisure, lounging and loafing And other lazy things
This sorry poem Isn't long It's simply to say I was wrong!!
It's Good...But No more rush hour driving To start and end your day No more early alarm calls But..much less pay No more back stabbing Or rising to the bait No more phone calls from the boss Asking you to work late But...having to get by On half your hourly rate Now you have all day To sit or doze to stay to go Anywhere you like... ..cheaply You've got less dough Travel around the world Do anything you've desired But do it economically Now that you're retired
Happy Anniversary, my darling Here's to a day that's filled with fun While we joyously remember When us two became a one
My goodness, you're 60 already, already Time is a thief But still, you're only as old as your tongue And a little bit older than your teeth Have a wonderful birthday
Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility?
Gladys.. work has kept you fit And Bill.. you never moan Well life's not for carrying cases With a butler of your own
This is a very insulting tribute But take it in good heart Congratulations Mom and Dad You've reached Silver together...apart Lots of love etc
I love you Just coz Please forgive me I'm soz
We can reveal that John's 85 That's a well known fact Telling Kathy's age would be a breach Of the Official Secrets Act
Yes, you're very very old But try to think of it as not being cursed After all, in a hostage situation You'd be released first!
Being vintage like a fine wine Should make you proud of being old And being mature like a cheese Certainly explains the mould! Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade
Proud parents to two children Grandparents to five more Who visit the "Harper Bakery" It's Gran's cooking they all adore
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