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It's Good...But
No more rush hour driving
To start and end your day
No more early alarm calls
But..much less pay
No more back stabbing
Or rising to the bait
No more phone calls from the boss
Asking you to work late
But...having to get by
On half your hourly rate
Now you have all day
To sit or doze to stay to go
Anywhere you like...
..cheaply
You've got less dough
Travel around the world
Do anything you've desired
But do it economically
Now that you're retired

John Walter Bratton

Retirement, Phones, Boss

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Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy.
How are you dealing with your awful debility,
lessened utility and loss of mobility?

John Walter Bratton

Birthday, Loss, Mobility

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A shop bought card saying Get Well Soon. Didn't seem to fit the bill. This hand made card hopes that pretty soon... ...You'll be galloping up that hill.

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Get Well Soon, Hands, Cards

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Consider this on your birthday
You've got life's struggle beaten
For 60 years you've ate
And avoided being eaten

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Birthday, Struggle, Years

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As a World-trekker, go-getter
Retirement won't have you stopping
You'll be seen where the bananas and mangos come from
At the supermarket....doing the shopping

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Retirement, Shopping, Stopping

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On your birthday today, don't
Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect
As you've reached 60, you want to be happy,
Trust me, you'll be depressed.

John Walter Bratton

Birthday, Looks, Want

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This card is sent to cheer you As you're confined to bed I'm sure it'll feel all worthwhile In the happier days ahead.

John Walter Bratton

Cheer, Get Well, Bed

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It's a good thing wrinkles don't start 'til you're 50ish.
So, wrinkles, then Happy 60th, and then
Just think, you'll be 70
In just those short years, numbering ten

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Birthday, Thinking, Wrinkles

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At last some time for pleasure trips
And do what you want to do
The time to just take your time
It's toodle-oo to time that flew
Those plan A's and B's
Coming down of that dusty shelf;
it's your time now just for you
To do things for your self.

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Retirement, Self, Want

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Because I was flat out wrong
I'm on my knees
Begging that you
Will forgive me, please

John Walter Bratton

Sorry, Forgive Me, Forgiving

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Congratulations on your well deserved retirement,
Wishing you every happiness in the years ahead.
No lying about your age, more lying around the house
After lying much longer in bed

John Walter Bratton

Retirement, Lying, Congratulations

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My heart beats red, white, and blue.
And with patriotism it aches
Generally, I believe in democracy, freedom and civil rights
But in particular, cupcakes

John Walter Bratton

Believe, 4th Of July, Heart

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On your 60th, here's something philosophical
To give the old grey matter a stir
How old would you be
If you didn't know how old you were?

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Birthday, Philosophical, Grey Matter

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Don't be pessimistic
Because, today, the sun hasn't shone
It probably won't next year
And you'll then be 61

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Birthday, Years, Pessimistic

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You're 60
But honestly it doesn't show
Mind you, you reached the age of consent
About 50,000 consents ago!

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Birthday, Mind, Age

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This sorry poem
Isn't long
It's simply to say
I was wrong!!

John Walter Bratton

Sorry, Long

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When you gaze upon the lovely sight. Of twins, arm in arm, asleep at night. Think not that the house has been doubly messed. But that you, as parents, have been doubly blessed.

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Blessed, Night, Thinking

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You won't now tell people you're in your 60′s
Indeed, you'll have to pretend, no end
That you're close to being 70
Let me be the first to agree, old friend

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Birthday, People, Old Friends

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You really must stop acting
Like a 20-year-old, gold plated
In a midlife crisis
You just graduated
Happy 60th

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Birthday, Years, Acting

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Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50.
Think of it as only 1 year older than 59
Go ahead, as it's your birthday
Delusion, today, is just fine

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Birthday, Thinking, Years

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This is a very insulting tribute
But take it in good heart
Congratulations Mom and Dad
You've reached Silver together...apart
Lots of love etc

John Walter Bratton

Anniversary, Mom, Dad

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Dad: someone who hopes his son will turn out just like him,
and who is afraid his daughters will meet someone who did.

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Daughter, Dad, Son

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This is a Happy Birthday card,
Made with lots of love by me
It's to a
Very Important Parent A VIP... ...and you are she

John Walter Bratton

Mom, Parent, Important

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How much I wish I could tell you, Dad
How much you mean to me....
But there are no words to say
How much I admire you...
appreciate you...
thank you for everything you've done.
love you
Actually, there are
I've just used them
How much I wish you
A happy, happy birthday Dad

John Walter Bratton

Dad, Love You, Mean

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Today is very
For it's about a special birth
For the very finest Dad
That ever walked upon this Earth

John Walter Bratton

Dad, Special, Earth

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Born: January 21, 1867
Died: February 7, 1947
Occupation: Composer
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