I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.
I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.
I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.
I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash
I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
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