I find it disturbing that the media keeps referring to my marriage, since I got divorced in 1979. But the media never wants to let me forget.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.
Thank God you can flee, can escape from that massy five-foot-thick maggot-cheesy solidarity which overlays the earth, in which men and women in couples are ranked like ninepins.
Divorce is one of the most stressful life events anyone goes through.
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
A society's apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying.
Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.
Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it.
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
Divorce is the price people play for playing with matches.
Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
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