I'm going through a divorce now. This is the second one, and like baseball, I'm not gonna get three strikes. I've been living by myself for five years and I'm very comfortable. I can play my guitar when I want to.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
Divorce is one of the most stressful life events anyone goes through.
Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.
I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken - and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived.
Maybe part of loving is learning to let go.
A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage, but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage.
The gem cannot be polished without friction nor man without trials.
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.
Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
In the last few years, losing my father, going through a divorce and not getting some jobs I really wanted, is making me a much more interesting person, I think. This all really does feel like a rebirth, a new chapter.
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