I have a medical condition, all right. It's called caring too much, and it's incurable. Also, I have eczema.
You have to fight. You know, you don't want to fight, but you have to fight to make your show your own, to make your voice be heard. You just have to sometimes.
If you're just really loud, people just want - will give you what you want just to get you to shut up.
It's one thing to be struggling and not really making money in your early 20s and figuring out your life. Early 30s, you start to wonder, is this ever going to happen?
Ironically, my rabbi was a bar mitzvah Nazi. So I got bar mitzvahed. And though I didn't want to, the theme of my bar mitzvah party was Madonna.
My father and I were really like a team. I mean, he was very supportive. He'd come to every single one of my live shows.
I had a lot of fans in New York. The press would write about me, but I couldn't get a paying job.
I spend the majority of my time in New York and LA. I feel like a large part of my following and my fans are probably in New York and LA because of the work that I do is very New York-LA-centric. So people do recognize me. But it's nothing overwhelming at all.
I am invisible in gay bars.
I never fully committed to the child actor thing. I also liked being a regular kid and being a student.
We weren't rich people, but my parents and I shared an interest in the theater and so we went a lot. And that definitely inspired me.
When I opened my mouth to sing as a kid, I kind of randomly had a really good singing voice. And so that put me on the actor track and the musicals track.
I started out as a very traditional actor. The first thing I ever did in terms of performance was singing.
I've had a lot of arguments with people, but it's never really gotten physical.
I think New Yorkers - they're media savvy. People have a sense of humor.
If someone walks away from me, I just let them walk, and I move on to the next person.
Award shows are fun, but completely arbitrary and absurd. And yet, I will watch every single one of them.
I'd be doing Oscar predictions months ahead of time, and not only for the Oscars, for the Grammys. This is just what excited me as a kid.
I have a very vivid memory.
It was pop culture, entertainment, Hollywood, award shows - these are the things that really captivated me as a kid. I would watch the Oscars and every award show with my parents. I would make lists of who was going to win.
I can tell when somebody recognizes me, and I try to avoid those people.
The most outrageous thing happened years ago in my YouTube days, when I asked an older lady - it was like a sexually flavored question and she just slapped me full-on across the face. That's the one time someone got physically aggressive with me. And it hurt.
It's crazy. I don't know how I'm not dead. People think I'm going to get punched in the face: "Something terrible is going to happen to you. You're going to get killed." That's not what's going to kill me. The show is going to kill me. The work is going to kill me. Once I'm on the street, I'm not worried about that.
The camera guys can't mess up. God bless them, they hardly ever do. But they literally don't know what's going to happen next. None of us do. And it all has to come together and be funny.
I couldn't just get up every day and be miserable and complain.
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