All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it - and they do enjoy it as much as man and other circumstances will allow.
There are two great rules of life; the one general and the other particular. The first is that everyone can, in the end, get what he wants, if he only tries. That is the general rule. The particular rule is that every individual is, more or less, an exception to the rule.
Whatsoever we perpetrate, we do but row; we are steered by fate.
The Bible may be the truth, but it is not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Brigands will demand your money or your life, but a woman will demand both
Since God himself cannot change the past, He is obliged to tolerate the existence of historians.
History is a bucket of ashes.
I believe that he was really sorry that people would not believe he was sorry that he was not more sorry.
The only absolute morality is absolute stagnation.
He dons are too busy educating the young men to be able to teach them anything.
Our own death is a premium which we must pay for the far greater benefit we have derived from the fact that so many people have not only lived but also died before us.
If a man knows not life which he hath seen, how shall he know death, which he hath not seen?
There are two classes [of scientists], those who want to know, and do not care whether others think they know or not, and those who do not much care about knowing, but care very greatly about being reputed as knowing.
In practice it is seldom very hard to do one's duty when one knows what it is, but it is sometimes extremely difficult to find this out.
Neither have they hearts to stay, nor wit enough to run away.
Adversity, if a man is set down to it by degrees, is more supportable with equanimity by most people than any great prosperity arrived at in a single lifetime.
There is no permanent absolute unchangeable truth; what we should pursue is the most convenient arrangement of our ideas.
The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk, on the principle that it is cheaper to do this than to keep a cow. So it is, but the milk is more likely to be watered.
A man should have any number of little aims about which he should be conscious and for which he should have names, but he should have neither name for, nor consciousness concerning the main aim of his life.
He was born stupid, and greatly increased his birthright.
Justice is my being allowed to do whatever I like. Injustice is whatever prevents my doing so.
It is not sufficiently considered in the hour of exultation, that all human excellence is comparative; that no man performs much but in proportion to what other accomplish, or to the time and opportunities which have been allowed him.
They say the test of [literary power] is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?" And by this test I am condemned, for I cannot.
You cannot have a thing "matter" by itself which shall have no motion in it, nor yet a thing "motion" by itself which shall exist apart from matter; you must have both or neither. You can have matter moving much, or little, and in all conceivable ways; but you cannot have matter without any motion more than you can have motion without any matter that is moving.
A definition is the enclosing a wilderness of idea within a wall of words.
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