LIZ Quotes - Page 2

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• I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.

  LIZ

  People, Want, Rich

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• When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.

  LIZ

  Crazy, People, Stuff

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• I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

  LIZ

  Eye, Doctors, Rocks

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• It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.

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  Fun, Heart, Break

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• Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?

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  Sex, Thinking, College

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• Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

  LIZ

  Water, Use, Recipes

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• Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

  LIZ

  Laughing, Combination

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• I've been writing for myself since I was a teenager - I got into top-lining for some other artists/producers, but the focus was always on my own stuff.

  LIZ

  Teenager, Writing, Artist

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• I'm 37, please don't make me go to Brooklyn.

  LIZ

  Brooklyn, Please

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• In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.

  LIZ

  Night, Thinking, Gold

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• My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

  LIZ

  Mom, Good Luck, Rocks

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• I got into songwriting because I'm not very good at communicating sometimes, just my true words, so music was always my way of expressing myself and being able to put things into lyrics that I couldn't say necessarily in my everyday life.

  LIZ

  Everyday, Able, Way

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• Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were doing a lot for his overall appearance...and for my heart rate.

  LIZ

  Crush, Heart, Skins

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• Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.

  LIZ

  Rocks, Two, Thumbs

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• God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.

  LIZ

  One Day, Three, Lines

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• We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

  LIZ

  Viruses, Tonight, Raccoons

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• If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

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  Children, Father, Rocks

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• Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.

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  Dog, Mistake, Party

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• Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

  LIZ

  Doctors, Jeans, Trying

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• Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

  LIZ

  Home, Lunch, Pancakes

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• You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?

  LIZ

  Jewels, Weapons, Emotion

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• Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.

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  Sex, Advice, Needs

  "19 Liz Lemon Quotes on 30 Rock That Prove Her Life Advice Was Always Right" by Krystin Arneson, www.glamour.com.

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• My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.

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  Farewell, Heart, My Heart

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• Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser...I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my shower/tub, until now. The Ava Anderson scrubbing cleanser is amazing! Cleans the toughest dirty spots and smells absolutely delightful. LOVE IT!

  LIZ

  Dirty, Smell, Needs

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