The essence of humour is surprise; that is why you laugh when you see a joke in Punch.
The whole Constitution has been erected upon the assumption that the King not only is capable of doing wrong but is more likely to do wrong than other men if he is given the chance.
Let's stop somebody from doing something! Everybody does too much.
Greenfly, it's difficult to see Why God, who made the rose, made thee.
This high official, all allow, is grossly overpaid; there wasn't any Board, and now there isn't any Trade.
Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!
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