Joe Mande Quotes

• I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of dog jokes. I should probably give up now, because I'm writing jokes about my dog.

  Joe Mande

  Dog, Giving Up, Writing

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• On stage and in person, I think I am nice, thoughtful, and empathetic. But for some reason when I'm online, I become super aggressive and unhinged. I should probably get off of Twitter and see a therapist.

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  Nice, Thoughtful, Thinking

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• My first time performing was in the black box theater of my high school's basement as a member of 'Clownaz,' the school's improv team. We charged money for tickets, saying the proceeds went to our school's recycling program. Then, immediately after the show, we divided up all the money and kept it.

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  Team, School, Black

  "10 Comics to Watch: Joe Mande Q&A". Interview with Daniel Lehman, www.backstage.com. July 9, 2012.

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• Martin Noakes is a British conspiracy theorist who also happens to be maybe the best songwriter in the world, in my opinion. His songs are beautiful. They're crazy. That 9/11 song... no song has ever gotten into my head more. And it's inappropriate. You can't just like walk around singing about "jet fuel doesn't melt steel."

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  Beautiful, Song, Crazy

  Source: tv.avclub.com

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• You should really get some quotes about our show. Noah loves when people talk about him. Negatively or positively.

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  People, Should, Shows

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• The flute is a weird instrument, especially when played solo.

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  Source: tv.avclub.com

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• I definitely talk about stuff I watch, but it's longer-form stuff.

  Joe Mande

  Source: tv.avclub.com

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