Harris Wittels Quotes

• I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.

  Harris Wittels

  Hate, Talking, Smoking

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• I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja.

  Harris Wittels

  Morning, Breakfast, Tapas

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• Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!

  Harris Wittels

  Wheat, Call Me

  Twitter post from Aug 10, 2011

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• What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown.

  Harris Wittels

  Cousin, Years, Two

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• I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person.

  Harris Wittels

  Thinking, People, Online

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I think all Internet comments should be disengaged. But I kind of live and die by it. It's completely irresistible. It's not like comedy. When I do a podcast or write an episode of TV, I have no feedback for that. That's the only way you know what you're doing is good or bad.

  Harris Wittels

  Writing, Thinking, Way

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay.

  Harris Wittels

  Gay, People, Married

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