A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.
You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.
[History is] petrified imagination.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.
Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
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