Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.
I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent.
But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.
I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.
If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.
I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.
Immigrants have been coming here for a long time. The Americans that are afraid of others coming were immigrants once themselves, so they have a lot of nerve. We have a lot of nerve as a country. The only people that should have xenophobia are Native Americans. Everyone else should shut up.
The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!
I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.
When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!
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