Godfrey Quotes - Page 2

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• I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.

  Godfrey

  Gay, Would Be, Prison

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• I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

  Godfrey

  Airports, High Heels, Trying

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• You've got to keep moving, keep creating.

  Godfrey

  Moving, Creating, Keep Moving

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• You know what the bodega is? It's the little Latin store, and they try to act like it's a grocery store. It has two aisles. And the guy, he always tries to help me, 'You looking for the bread?' I was like, 'Dude, I can see it right here, alright.' He's like, 'Hey, hey, it's in aisle two.' That's all you got, what are you talking about?

  Godfrey

  Latin, Talking, Two

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• I was always the class clown, although many teachers view the class clown as a trouble maker. But I always had good grades, so the only thing my parents were told was that while I was intelligent, I talked too much.

  Godfrey

  Teacher, Intelligent, Views

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• If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.

  Godfrey

  Giving, Mad, Comedian

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• Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work or someone doesn't agree with you. And I want to show that. I have had more hecklers because that's part of comedy is arguments, you know?

  Godfrey

  Hecklers, Done, Want

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• I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd say percentage-wise it's only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year.

  Godfrey

  Wise, Nice, Men

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• Hey man! I'm a comedian but I'm not a clown.

  Godfrey

  Men, Comedian, Hey

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• I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I don't ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don't want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that's the key for me.

  Godfrey

  Keys, Laughing, Care

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