Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes - Page 38

• Have you ever wanted to put your head in a blender and turn on the liquefy switch? (Tate)

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  Blenders, Turns, Wanted

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.4, Macmillan

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• I just love the gifts you bring me for lunch. Other girls get diamonds. Me? I get mayhem and blood – and all before noon. Thanks, Tate. (Simone)

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  Girl, Blood, Lunch

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• You know it doesn’t work that way, T. I have to be touching the body or something that belonged to the victim. Photos only give me a paper cut…and the willies. (Simone)

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  Cutting, Giving, Touching

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.7, Macmillan

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• Want to come back to the morgue with me after lunch? (Tate) I shudder at the thought of the pickup line you must have used the night you met LaShonda. Come with me, baby, and see my collection of stiffs. (Simone)

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  Baby, Night, Lunch

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.7, Macmillan

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• But for the last couple of weeks I’ve had this bizarre sensation that something is watching me. (Simone) You mean someONE, right? (Tate) I know it sounds crazy – (Simone) I just had a body walk off the table mid-autopsy and you think your story is nuts? (Tate)

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  Couple, Crazy, Mean

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• Was it like this? (Jesse) (Jesse made an inhuman ghost noise.) That sounds like Darth Vader choking on a chicken bone. (Gloria)

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  Sound, Noise, Ghost

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• Don’t be jealous, baby. We’ll get to you in a jiffy. (Daimon) Jiffy? What kind of pathetic wuss uses the word ‘jiffy’? (Xypher)

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  Baby, Jealous, Use

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• And you are? (Xypher) Pissed off. You wrecked my car, shoved me around, and are a complete and utter dickhead! (Simone) Dear God, what a mouthful – your mom must have really wanted a son. Mind if I call you ‘Pissed’ for short? The rest of that is just too much to say every time I want your attention. (Xypher)

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  Mom, Son, Car

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• Fine. I’m a Skotos (Xypher) That means what? You have toe jam? (Simone)

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  Mean, Jam, Toes

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• Do that again and, bracelet or no bracelet, I’ll tear your head off and use it for a doorstop. (Xypher)

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  Tears, Use, Bracelet

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.46, Macmillan

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• I don’t like being threatened, lied to, or manipulated. You’d do well to remember that. (Simone) Or what? You’re going to snivel at me? (Xypher)

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  Remember, Lied, Wells

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.46, Macmillan

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• You have to sleep sometime. (Xypher) So do you. (Julian) Down, boys, down. Please, I just want to be free before I get testosterone poisoning. (Simone)

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  Sleep, Boys, Want

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• Ectoplasmic plane? What the devil is that? (Simone) It’s jargon from those of us who are corporeally challenged. It’s the great beyond where we bounce into each other like floundering atoms. It’s really kind of gross – which is why I hang out with you. But only because you’re less gross than they are. (Jesse)

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  Devil, Atoms, Jargon

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.83, Macmillan

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• I beg your pardon. I’m not gross. (Simone) Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. I’ve seen you in the mornings. You’re not exactly well coiffed. (Jesse)

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  Morning, Max, Spoons

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• While I respect suicidal tendencies on most days, you’d do well to remember who you’re addressing and, more to the point, what I can do to you. No one says you have to go back to Tartarus in one piece. (Acheron)

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  Suicidal, Pieces, One Piece

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.94, Macmillan

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• Do you know what happened to the last person who took that tone with me? (Xypher) Let me guess…Disembowelment. Probably painful. Definitely slow. (Simone)

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  Lasts, Tone, Painful

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Dream Chaser: Number 14 in series”, p.33, Hachette UK

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• They’re ogling you, dude. Talking about your assets and the fact that you’re nauseatingly ripped, which I would have been had I not bit the dust at seventeen. I’m forever trapped in my tall, gangly phase. (Jesse)

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  Dust, Talking, Forever

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.124, St. Martin's Paperbacks

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• I’m getting all warm and fuzzy inside at the prospect of these demon things roaming the street, preying on us. (Tate)

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  Roaming, Fuzzy, Demon

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.135, Macmillan

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• Speaking of, her family is due in any minute to claim her body. What am I supposed to tell them when we can’t give the body over? Again, I don’t think ‘oops’ will quite cover it. (Tate)

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  Thinking, Giving, Body

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.143, Macmillan

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• Did you do that? (Simone) Sometimes my powers work. Sometimes they don’t. Looks like this time they did. Yea, us. (Xypher)

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  Looks, Sometimes

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• Hey, Vader, keep your Jedi mind tricks to yourself. That hurt! (Jesse)

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  Hurt, Mind, Hey

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.149, Macmillan

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• Someone please tell me that we’re not seriously having a friggin’ debate over the genius of ‘Karma Chameleon’ at seven o’clock in the morning? (Xypher)

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  Karma, Morning, Genius

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.193, Macmillan

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• Your father wasn’t a positive influence on you, was he? (Simone) Being the god of nightmares, he wasn’t a warm fuzzy bunny. Unless you count Happy Bunny. Amazingly the two of them have a lot in common…And I have to say that I’ve developed a fondness for that pissy rodent. (Xypher)

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  Father, Two, Rodents

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• I didn’t know I could do that. I mean I knew I could do that before, but I didn’t know it was actually working now until you screamed. I thought I was just imagining it. And don’t give me that look…sorry? (Xypher)

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  Sorry, Mean, Giving

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.203, Macmillan

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• I am about to impart to you the sacred words my father gave to me. It’s the five responses that will get you out of any female problem…I don’t know what you’re talking about. I didn’t do it. Baby, there’s no one else in my world but you. Oops. And Jesus is Lord. Not to mention you can combine them. Such as – I don’t know what you’re talking about, I didn’t do it, or Jesus is Lord, baby, you know there’s no one else in my world but you. (Jesse) (Simone opens the bathroom door.) Oops, Jesus is Lord. (Xypher)

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  Baby, Jesus, Father

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