Sherrilyn Kenyon Quotes - Page 39

• You have to sleep sometime. (Xypher) So do you. (Julian) Down, boys, down. Please, I just want to be free before I get testosterone poisoning. (Simone)

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  Sleep, Boys, Want

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• Ectoplasmic plane? What the devil is that? (Simone) It’s jargon from those of us who are corporeally challenged. It’s the great beyond where we bounce into each other like floundering atoms. It’s really kind of gross – which is why I hang out with you. But only because you’re less gross than they are. (Jesse)

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  Devil, Atoms, Jargon

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.83, Macmillan

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• I beg your pardon. I’m not gross. (Simone) Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. I’ve seen you in the mornings. You’re not exactly well coiffed. (Jesse)

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  Morning, Max, Spoons

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• While I respect suicidal tendencies on most days, you’d do well to remember who you’re addressing and, more to the point, what I can do to you. No one says you have to go back to Tartarus in one piece. (Acheron)

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  Suicidal, Pieces, One Piece

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.94, Macmillan

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• Do you know what happened to the last person who took that tone with me? (Xypher) Let me guess…Disembowelment. Probably painful. Definitely slow. (Simone)

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  Lasts, Tone, Painful

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Dream Chaser: Number 14 in series”, p.33, Hachette UK

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• They’re ogling you, dude. Talking about your assets and the fact that you’re nauseatingly ripped, which I would have been had I not bit the dust at seventeen. I’m forever trapped in my tall, gangly phase. (Jesse)

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  Dust, Talking, Forever

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.124, St. Martin's Paperbacks

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• I’m getting all warm and fuzzy inside at the prospect of these demon things roaming the street, preying on us. (Tate)

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  Roaming, Fuzzy, Demon

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.135, Macmillan

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• Speaking of, her family is due in any minute to claim her body. What am I supposed to tell them when we can’t give the body over? Again, I don’t think ‘oops’ will quite cover it. (Tate)

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  Thinking, Giving, Body

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.143, Macmillan

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• Did you do that? (Simone) Sometimes my powers work. Sometimes they don’t. Looks like this time they did. Yea, us. (Xypher)

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  Looks, Sometimes

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• Hey, Vader, keep your Jedi mind tricks to yourself. That hurt! (Jesse)

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  Hurt, Mind, Hey

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.149, Macmillan

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• Someone please tell me that we’re not seriously having a friggin’ debate over the genius of ‘Karma Chameleon’ at seven o’clock in the morning? (Xypher)

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  Karma, Morning, Genius

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.193, Macmillan

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• Your father wasn’t a positive influence on you, was he? (Simone) Being the god of nightmares, he wasn’t a warm fuzzy bunny. Unless you count Happy Bunny. Amazingly the two of them have a lot in common…And I have to say that I’ve developed a fondness for that pissy rodent. (Xypher)

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  Father, Two, Rodents

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• I didn’t know I could do that. I mean I knew I could do that before, but I didn’t know it was actually working now until you screamed. I thought I was just imagining it. And don’t give me that look…sorry? (Xypher)

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  Sorry, Mean, Giving

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.203, Macmillan

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• I am about to impart to you the sacred words my father gave to me. It’s the five responses that will get you out of any female problem…I don’t know what you’re talking about. I didn’t do it. Baby, there’s no one else in my world but you. Oops. And Jesus is Lord. Not to mention you can combine them. Such as – I don’t know what you’re talking about, I didn’t do it, or Jesus is Lord, baby, you know there’s no one else in my world but you. (Jesse) (Simone opens the bathroom door.) Oops, Jesus is Lord. (Xypher)

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  Baby, Jesus, Father

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• Yeah, right. I don’t believe that one for a minute. What do you think? I fell off a turnip truck? (Simone) Honestly? All I was thinking about was how beautiful you are. How much I wanted to feel your skin against mine and how I’ve never been this attracted to a woman before. (Xypher)

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  Beautiful, Believe, Thinking

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.205, Macmillan

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• Are you okay? (Simone) No, I’m in ecstasy. I blew straight past okay the minute you touched me. (Xypher)

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  Past, Minutes, Ecstasy

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• I know you’re going to find this hard to believe, but for some reason I don’t understand, I actually like you…most of the time. (Simone) Well, you also love Jesse. Obviously your taste in men leaves a lot to be desired. (Xypher)

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  Believe, Men, Taste

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2013). “The Dark-Hunters”, p.211, St. Martin's Paperbacks

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• Lady, right now you could tell me to throw myself under a bus to make you happy, and I’d oblige you. (Xypher)

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  Make You Happy, Bus, Right Now

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• He walks in daylight. But, like a demon, he’s weaker then. He seems to have the powers of a god, but no followers. What would you call him? (Xypher) I wouldn’t call him anything that didn’t make him deliriously happy. (Simone)

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  Followers, Daylight, Demon

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.217, Macmillan

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• Maybe they’re customers. (Simone) For a doll store? Yes, I can just see them now…I’ll take the frilly pink baby doll. (Liza)

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  Baby, Yes I Can, Dolls

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• This one’s easy to use. The pointy end goes into their body. (Liza)

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  Use, Body, Easy

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.225, Macmillan

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• Kaiaphas. I see you finally made some friends. You must have learned to use a toothbrush at last. You know it’s the whole up and down, back and forth that confuses people…or demons. (Xypher)

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  People, Use, Lasts

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• Ironically no one ever wants to hear what I have to say about anything. They usually argue with me to the point I want to put them through a wall. Hopefully you won’t be so dense. (Acheron)

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  Wall, Want, Arguing

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2008). “Dream Chaser”, p.232, Macmillan

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• Don’t play that game with me, Acheron. Tell me what I need to know! (Xypher) Nice tone. We should rent you out to record Halloween albums. (Acheron)

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  Nice, Halloween, Games

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2009). “Dream Chaser: Number 14 in series”, p.71, Hachette UK

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• Relax, she’s not really converting. (Acheron) Look at her! She’s not exactly baking cookies! (Xypher)

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  Relax, Baking Cookies, Looks

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