Chuck Klosterman Quotes About Lying

Quotes about: Lying

• Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

  Chuck Klosterman

  Lying, Sarcasm, Purpose

  Chuck Klosterman (2008). “Downtown Owl: A Novel”, p.38, Simon and Schuster

• We assume that all statements must be mild inversions of the truth, because it's too weird to imagine people who aren't casually lying, pretty much all the time.

  Chuck Klosterman

  Lying, People, Assuming

  Chuck Klosterman (2009). “Eating the Dinosaur”, p.183, Simon and Schuster

• Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

  Chuck Klosterman

  Liars, Lying, Honest

• What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself?

  Chuck Klosterman

  Lying, Underwear, Improvement

  Chuck Klosterman (2008). “Downtown Owl: A Novel”, p.124, Simon and Schuster

• Whenever I can’t sleep, I like to lie in the darkness and pretend I’ve been assassinated. I’ve found this is the best way to get comfortable. I imagine I’m in the coffin at my funeral, and people from my past are walking by my corpse and making comments about my demise.

  Chuck Klosterman

  Lying, Sleep, Past

  Chuck Klosterman (2013). “Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs”, p.199, Faber & Faber

• Anyone who claims to be good at lying is obviously bad at lying. Thus - as a writer myself - I cannot comment on whether or not writers are exceptionally good liars, because whatever I said would actually mean its complete opposite.

  Chuck Klosterman

  Liars, Lying, Mean

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