Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.
If at first you do succeed, try something harder.
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Some men have no idea how to romance a woman. However, women who teach their husbands what they like will be well-rewarded.
Life is rough for everyone....Life isn't always fair. Whatever it is that hits the fan, its never evenly distributed - some always tend to get more of it than others.
Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.
I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous.
Church is not a museum for Saints, but rather a hospital for sinners.
Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.
Let this coming year be better than all the others. Vow to do some of the things you've always wanted to do but couldn't find the time.
Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.
The adult who is constantly changing friends and changing mates is immature. He/she cannot stick it out because he/she has not grown up.
A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it.
Maturity is the art of living in peace with that which cannot be changed, the courage to change that which should be changed, no matter what it takes, and the wisdom to know the difference.
People have one year after the wedding to send a gift. Thank-you notes must be written immediately. If you don't receive an acknowledgment within three months, phone and ask if it was received. If the bride and groom are embarrassed, fine. They deserve to be.
Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.
Rose-colored glasses are never made in bifocals. Nobody wants to read the small print in dreams.
Parents do not owe their progeny an inheritance no matter how much money they have. One of the surest ways to produce loafers and freeloaders is to let children know that their future is assured.
Maturity is many things. It is the ability to base a judgment on the big picture, the long haul.
Maturity is humility. It is being big enough to say, "I was wrong." And, when he/she is right, the mature person need not experience the satisfaction of saying, "I told you so."
Are you better off with him or without him?
trouble is not a sign of inadequacy, stupidity or inferiority, but rather an inescapable part of life - proof that you are a card-carrying member of the human race.
Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home through an alley.
A happy marriage has the tranquility of a lovely sunset.
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