People think they know me from somewhere, and then I open my mouth and they realise it's me from Birds Of A Feather.
It doesn't take much to say please or thank you.
Do I know my lines? As I'm getting older, they're getting harder to learn. The old brain cells are deteriorating.
I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.
I don't think I spoil my kids, I'm fairly responsible.
I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.
It would be interesting to go to Buckingham Palace. I'd just like to see what goes on - I'm not bothered about hearing any political chat.
I'm not a fan of maggots. I could never do that I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
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