A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
In the end, in England, when you want to find out how people are feeling, you always go to the pubs.
You meet a better class of person in pubs.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Good people drink good beer.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Few things are more pleasant than a village graced with a good church, a good priest and a good pub.
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
If You can play Your stuff in a pub, then You´re a good band.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
I miss the banter with friends and family, which more often than not takes place within the confines of a decent public house. So I miss the pubs.
Paris is a woman but London is an independent man puffing his pipe in a pub.
There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.
I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.
One of my beliefs is that there are certain institutions within a community which stand for the spirit and heart of that community, there's the church, the local football team, the local pub and the theatre.
I like reading in a pub rather than a library or study, as it's generally much easier to get a drink.
Graffiti ultimately wins out over proper art because it becomes part of your city, it' s a tool; "I'll meet you in that pub, you know, the one opposite that wall with a picture of a monkey holding a chainsaw". I mean, how much more useful can a painting be than that?
I like to think that at the end of a show, you can just take your costume off and go to the pub.
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