A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
In the end, in England, when you want to find out how people are feeling, you always go to the pubs.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
You meet a better class of person in pubs.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
I like reading in a pub rather than a library or study, as it's generally much easier to get a drink.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I would give all of my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
One of my beliefs is that there are certain institutions within a community which stand for the spirit and heart of that community, there's the church, the local football team, the local pub and the theatre.
Good people drink good beer.
If You can play Your stuff in a pub, then You´re a good band.
I have a theory that the secret of marital happiness is simple: drink in different pubs to your other half.
Few things are more pleasant than a village graced with a good church, a good priest and a good pub.
Paris is a woman but London is an independent man puffing his pipe in a pub.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
I miss the banter with friends and family, which more often than not takes place within the confines of a decent public house. So I miss the pubs.
There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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