I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.
Do what you must, but do it well, above all enjoy yourself!
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.
You meet a better class of person in pubs.
I would much rather end up a fertiliser under a sunflower which is eventually made into sunflower seed oil so that instead of nibbling me in her prawn cocktail, the pretty girl will rub me on her bristols as she suns herself on a beach in the Caribbean.
There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresponds to scoring a century be fore lunch.
I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?
Life shouldn't be about sitting around staring at frosted glass. Life should be lived and that's all there is to it.
I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.
I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.
I'm only drinking white wine because I'm on a diet and I don't eat.
I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again.
I do not live in the world of sobriety.
I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.
If the money's right, I'll do a film.
Awe and respect are two different things.
I don't like doing most things unless I can do them quite well.
At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it.
When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.
Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!
I do think a carpenter needs a good hammer to bang in the nail.
I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.
I like the effect drink has on me.
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