Jennifer Lawrence Funny Quotes

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• If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Funny, Life, Might

  "8 Hilariously Candid Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence" by Aly Weisman, www.businessinsider.com. February 5, 2013.

• Why can't I say anything normal?

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Funny, Say Anything, Normal

• I'm sorry, I just did a shot

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Funny, Sorry, Shots

• I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Funny, Smart, Skills

• Sometimes I feel like a vampire

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Funny, Serial Killer, Vampire

• We hould totally make out right now

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Funny, Make Out, Right Now

• Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Funny, Thinking, Staff

• I dress like an old woman in my real life. If you're having conversations with people, you don't want them to remember you as the girl with the tits, You want them to pay attention to what you're saying

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Funny, Girl, Real

• Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Funny, Today, Killing

  "Watch Jennifer Lawrence's Golden Globes' acceptance speech: 'I beat Meryl!'" by Kate Stanton, www.upi.com. January 14, 2013.

• Well, at least I had on underwear

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Funny, Underwear, Wells

• I'm doing what I love, and then I get months and months of rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year-old. I can't stand it when actors complain.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Funny, Years, Complaining

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Funny, House, Pants

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