When fascism comes to the United States it will be wrapped in the American flag and will claim the name of 100-percent Americanism
I am convinced that everything that is worth while in the world has been accomplished by the free, inquiring, critical spirit, and that the preservation of this spirit is more important than any social system whatsoever. But the men of ritual and the men of barbarism are capable of shutting up the men of science and silencing them forever.
When facism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the American flag.
Writers have a rare power not given to anyone else: we can bore people long after we are dead.
Every man is a king so long as he has someone to look down on.
I must say I'm not very fond of oratory that's so full of energy it hasn't any room for facts.
The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, "The trouble with this country is...."
Under a tyranny, most friends are a liability. One quarter of them turn "reasonable" and become your enemies, one quarter are afraid to speak, and one quarter are killed and you die with them. But the blessed final quarter keep you alive.
You have more people that love you than you know.
Love is the one thing that can really sure-enough lighten all of life's dark clouds.
It is impossible to discourage the real writers - they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write.
The most important part of living is not the living but the pondering upon it.
Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country.
Fascism will come to America wrapped in a flag.
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
My objection to the church isn't that the preachers are cruel, hypocritical, actually wicked, though some of them are that, too - think of how many are arrested for selling fake stock, for seducing 14-year-old girls in orphanages under their care, for arson, for murder. An it isn't so much that the church is in bondage to Big Business and doctrines as laid down by millionaires - though a lot of churches are that, too. My chief objection is that 99% of sermons and Sunday School teachings are so agonizingly dull.
I love America, but I don't like it.
You're so earnest about morality that I hate to think how essentially immoral you must be underneath.
Most troubles are unnecessary. We have Nature beaten; we can make her grow wheat; we can keep warm when she sends blizzards. So we raise the devil just for pleasure--wars, politics, race-hatreds, labor-disputes.
The Maker of the universe with stars a hundred thousand light-years apart was interested, furious, and very personal about it if a small boy played baseball on Sunday afternoon.
Cure the evils of Democracy by the evils of Fascism! Funny therapeutics! I've heard of their curing syphilis by giving the patient malaria, but I've never heard of their curing malaria by giving the patient syphilis.
When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.
The world and all its wisdom is but a booby, blundering school-boy that needs management and could be managed, if men and women would be human beings instead of just business men, or plumbers, or army officers, or commuters, or educators, or authors, or clubwomen, or traveling salesmen, or Socialists, or Republicans, or Salvation Army leaders, or wearers of cloths.
It has not yet been recorded that any human being has gained a very large or permanent contentment from meditation upon the fact that he is better off than others.
Men die, but the plutocracy is immortal; and it is necessary that fresh generations should be trained to its service.
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