I do not believe in God. I'm an atheist. I consider myself a critical thinker, and it fascinates me that in the 21st century most people still believe in, as George Carlin puts it, 'the invisible man living in the sky'
The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.
The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.
Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.
The only problem is time.
'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.
Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.
Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.
I'm not a fatalist. I'm not a religious person. I'm sure there are close calls that we're not even aware of hundreds of times a year. You cross the street, and if you'd crossed the street two minutes later, you'd have been hit by a car, but you'd never know it. I'm sure that kind of stuff happens all the time.
What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.
There were two things that became apparent, pretty quickly into the process. One was that the muscles didn't take as much reconditioning as I thought they would. It was more like voice acting than I thought it would be. You're using your whole body and there are things that are different, but when you are doing a character, even in the booth, nobody is watching but my face will do different things when I do different characters.
There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith.
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.
Evolution doesn't care whether you believe in it or not, no more than gravity does. I want to rekindle excitement over what we've achieved as a species with the space program. We can't afford to regress back to the days of superstition.
religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.
You gotta keep the funny intact.
I was a huge 'Star Trek' fan. I loved the 'Twilight Zone' growing up. In the future, I hope to create some thoughtful, sci-fi drama.
I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.
Sarah Palin is very pro-life of course, unless the life is that of an Iraqi civilian or a wolf running frantically from a roaring helicopter while being strafed with ribbons of automatic weapons fire.
Most of the outrage comes from not the public, but from the media, the press and writers.
I'm big on the importance of science, particularly right now at this point in time when there's sort of a systematic rejection of science by a lot of people in America.
I spent my entire childhood in the same town, in Kent. I went to grade school there. There was a boarding school that my mother taught at, called - appropriately enough - Kent School, that I went to. Yeah, pretty much my entire childhood was spent in that town.
I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it.
The success of The Simpsons really opened doors. It showed that if you were working in animation you didn't necessarily have to be working in kids' television.
"Character I want to be: "Blunt Talk's"."
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