The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.
Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.
Character I want to be: "Blunt Talk's".
Whoever invented spray cheese had to have been a Harvard guy.
I still do a lot of drawing on a daily basis.
I don't smoke much pot anymore.
I'm one of the few people in Hollywood who actually had a good childhood.
I always thought it would be funny to have the Parents Television Council write an episode of 'Family Guy' and give them full creative control. Then see how good the episode is. That's something we've actually discussed in the writers' room. We haven't proposed it yet, but if somebody from the PTC reads this, it might be worth discussing.
We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy.' If something was horribly offensive and shocking we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.
I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.
I don't gravitate toward any particular genre. I like to do things that interest me, regardless of genre. I've had a blast doing Cosmos, and I'm said that it's coming to an end. I would like to do something else like that.
You break the story first, and then you go into the specifics.
The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It's too bad because it's so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science.
I'm from Connecticut, and we don't have any dialects. Well, I don't think we have any dialects, and yeah, it's very complex. That Rhode Island/Massachusetts New England region is arguably the hardest dialect to nail.
I was about two years old when I first started drawing recognizable characters.
The worst thing to happen at the Oscars would be if nothing happened. You want something unscripted, something to riff on, something kinda out there.
The problem with the cable networks is the lack of money, not from personal income but as far as show budget.
Fox is notorious for having a very thick skin about taking shots at themselves.
I had - I was pretty hell bent on getting into the cartoon business specifically as an artist from the get-go.
'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered.
If I were to do a musical, I think I would rather make a film musical.
You would not want me on your football team.
Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.
Every year, the Friday before the new Saturday-morning shows would premiere, the networks would do this big preview special, and I was always glued to the TV. As horrible as they were, they were entertaining at the time. There was a lot of showmanship from the networks based around the new lineup.
With any half-hour comedy, it kind of takes on its own life and finds itself.
"Character I want to be: "Blunt Talk's"."
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