Gregg Rogell Quotes

• My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be walking down the street one day and i could be hit by a bus." Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster.

  Gregg Rogell

  Smoking, One Day, Three

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• Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

  Gregg Rogell

  Mind, Doe, Bumper Sticker

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• Golf's the only sport that comes with a slave.

  Gregg Rogell

  Sports, Golf, Slave

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• Jews don't dunk. It's in the bible.

  Gregg Rogell

  Jew

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