Now you people have names. That's because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names.
It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.
There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one!
But thousands die without or this or that, Die, and endow a college or a cat.
Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.
We [journalists] tell the public which way the cat is jumping. The public will take care of the cat.
And there are my cats, engaged in a ritual that goes back thousands of years, tranquilly licking themselves after the meal. Practical animals, they prefer to have others provide the food ... some of them do. There must have been a split between the cats who accepted domestication and those who did not.
If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
Cats didn't start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function.
For every house is incomplete without him, and a blessing is lacking in the spirit.
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.
In reference to Cat Stevens, it is very, very important we have accurate information on our terrorist watch list and our no fly list and that you have a remedy.
One reason cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.
I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.
Many cats are the death of the mouse.
I usually just have one cat. It is difficult, but I have my one cat that he'll travel with me if it's appropriate, if I'm not going overseas.
You have learned enough to see that cats are much like you and me.
We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats.
I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat.
We have one cat. I had eight cats and six dogs in Los Angeles.
Women are cats ... and love to scratch even those they're fond of. Sometimes the more they love them the harder they scratch.
A cat and a Bible, and nobody needs to be lonely.
A man who owns a dog is, in every sense of the words, its master; the term expresses accurately their mutual relations. But it is ridiculous when applied to the limited possession of a cat.
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this Ugly Spirit.
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