They whipped us like a tied up goat.
There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.
If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.
It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it.
After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that.
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
It's kind of hard to rally around a math class.
Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.
I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.
I'm a big football fan, but I have to tell you if I had a son, I'd have to think long and hard before I let him play football.
I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.
The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.
Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.
My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.
I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.
They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces.
Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.
Rugby is a game for barbarians played by gentlemen. Football is a game for gentlemen played by barbarians.
I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: 'Well, Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good.'
It is well documented that I am a lifelong football fan. My love of the British game started with the 1966 World Cup.
It is a strange paradox that while the grief of football fans(and it is real grief) is private - we each have an individual relationship with our clubs, and I think that we are secretly convinced that none of the other fans understands quite why we have been harder hit than anyone else - we are forced to mourn in public, surrounded by people whose hurt is expressed in forms different from our own.
Yes, yes, I know all the jokes. What else could I have expected at Highbury? But I went to Chelsea and to Tottenham and to Rangers, and saw the same thing: that the natural state of a football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.
He cares about the people involved, but I don't think he's a big football fan.
I'm a racehorse fanatic rather than a football fanatic.
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