Without garlic I simply would not care to live.
You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.
There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic.
Garlic is as good as ten mothers.
Peace and happiness, begin, geographically, where garlic is used in cooking.
Stop and smell the garlic! That's all you have to do.
There are many miracles in the world to be celebrated and, for me, garlic is the most deserving.
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
Garlic is divine. Few food items can taste so many distinct ways, handled correctly. Misuse of garlic is a crime...Please, treat your garlic with respect...Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.
If you can smell garlic, everything is all right.
Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.
Garlick maketh a man wynke, drynke, and stynke.
My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of ice cream and pie.
Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath.
Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of charm.
I love garlic, and I use it often.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
We have garlic days, and onion days. You know what they're cooking.
There's no doubt that after you eat a lot of garlic, you just kind of feel like you are floating, you feel ultra-confident, you feel capable of going out and whipping your weight in wild cats.
I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread.
Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant.
Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.
You can never have too much money.
You can never have too much sky.
You can never have too much, butter.
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