Without garlic I simply would not care to live.
You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.
There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic.
Peace and happiness, begin, geographically, where garlic is used in cooking.
There are many miracles in the world to be celebrated and, for me, garlic is the most deserving.
Garlic is as good as ten mothers.
Stop and smell the garlic! That's all you have to do.
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
If you can smell garlic, everything is all right.
Garlic is divine. Few food items can taste so many distinct ways, handled correctly. Misuse of garlic is a crime...Please, treat your garlic with respect...Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.
Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath.
Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.
Garlick maketh a man wynke, drynke, and stynke.
My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of ice cream and pie.
A garlic caress is stimulating. A garlic excess soporific.
Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of charm.
It's a comfort to always find pasta in the cupboard and garlic and parsley in the garden.
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant.
I love garlic, and I use it often.
We have garlic days, and onion days. You know what they're cooking.
Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.
What do you think? Young women of rank eat - you will never guess what - garlick!
I believe in the magic of preparation. You can make just about any foods taste wonderful by adding herbs and spices. Experiment with garlic, cilantro, basil and other fresh herbs on vegetables to make them taste great.
There's no doubt that after you eat a lot of garlic, you just kind of feel like you are floating, you feel ultra-confident, you feel capable of going out and whipping your weight in wild cats.
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