Stephanie Plum Quotes

• Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.

  Janet Evanovich

  Night, Naked, Lasts

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.380, Macmillan

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• Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

  Janet Evanovich

  Bait, Plums, Homicidal

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• Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

  Janet Evanovich

  Thinking, Different, Plums

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• My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.

  Janet Evanovich

  Princess, Simple, Aspiration

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Seven Up: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.1, Macmillan

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• I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum

  Janet Evanovich

  Exercise, Junk, Three

  Janet Evanovich (2011). “Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly”, p.229, Simon and Schuster

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• [Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.

  Janet Evanovich

  Grandma, Thinking, Needs

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• In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.

  Janet Evanovich

  Judgment, Slave, Spite

  Janet Evanovich (1999). “Two For The Dough: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.75, Simon and Schuster

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• It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum

  Janet Evanovich

  Plums, Weight, Too Short

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• Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

  Janet Evanovich

  Men, Plums, Bigs

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• You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.

  Janet Evanovich

  Running, Feet, Legs

  Janet Evanovich (2011). “Stephanie Plum One, Two, Three: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly”, p.27, Simon and Schuster

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• I almost never shoot people.

  Janet Evanovich

  People

  Janet Evanovich (2007). “More Plums in One: Four to Score, High Five, and Hot Six”, p.16, Macmillan

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• These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

  Janet Evanovich

  Plums

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• It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the television. When out in the lot there arose such a clatter, they sprang from their recliners to see what was the matter. Away to the window they flew like a flash, tore open the blinds and threw up the sash. And what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Stephanie Plum and yet another of her cars burning front to rear.

  Janet Evanovich

  Eye, Winter, Naps

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• I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

  Janet Evanovich

  Car, Juju, Plums

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