This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish Delight. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
Supercars are supposed to run over Arthur Scargill and then run over him again for good measure. They are designed to melt ice caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands and turn the entire third world into a huge uninhabitable desert, all that before they nicked all the oil in the world.
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.
It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom
Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.
That [Pagani] Zonda, really! It’s like a lion in orange dungarees. Kind of fierce, but ridiculous all at the same time.
If you were to buy a [BMW] 6-series, I recommend you select reverse when leaving friends’ houses so they don’t see its backside.
God may have created the world in six days, but while he was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place.
I’d like to consider Ferrari as a scaled down version of God.
Think of it as Angelina Jolie. You’ve heard she’s mad and eats nothing but wallpaper paste. But you would, wouldn’t you?
I don't often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animal's duty to be on my plate at supper time.
The Americans lecture the world on democracy and then won’t let me turn the traction control off!
Usually, a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow.
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off.
The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite
In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out how it handled. Usually when one of their customers wrote to the factory complaining about how dead he was.
Mexican cars are just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat.
Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.
The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?
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