Valkyrie Cain Quotes

• The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

  Derek Landy

  Evil, Way, Eleven

  Derek Landy (2009). “Playing With Fire (Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 2)”, p.14, HarperCollins UK

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• I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered. “You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in a variety of martial arts by some of the best fighters in the world,” Skulduggery pointed out. “I’m fairly certain that makes you a weapon.” “I mean a weapon you hold. You have a gun, Tanith has a sword... I want a stick.” “I’ll buy you a stick for Christmas.

  Derek Landy

  Art, Mean, Gun

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• "Found something?"..."No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor."

  Derek Landy

  Sorry, Found, Skulduggery Pleasant

  "Skulduggery Pleasant". Book by Derek Landy, April 3, 2007.

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• Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed. "Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs." "Really?" "Oh, yes." She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?" "They just are." "In what way?" "In a magicky way." She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?" "Not really.

  Derek Landy

  Darkness, Magic, Ordinary

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• Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.

  Derek Landy

  Fate, Monsters, World

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• Valkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.” “Of course he’s dead. He’s a skeleton.

  Derek Landy

  Hate, Skeletons, Courses

  Derek Landy (2013). “Skulduggery Pleasant:”, p.46, HarperCollins UK

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• They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

  Derek Landy

  Sarcasm, Form, China

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• The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What kind of box?” “A wooden one.” She gave him a look.

  Derek Landy

  Rain, Looks, Cottages

  Derek Landy (2011). “Death Bringer (Skulduggery Pleasant, Book 6)”, p.48, HarperCollins UK

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• I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

  Derek Landy

  Littering, Murder, Conspiracy

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• Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

  Derek Landy

  Fighting, Gun, Moron

  Derek Landy (2015). “Skulduggery Pleasant -”, p.296, HarperCollins UK

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• Doors are for people with no imagination.

  Derek Landy

  Doors, People, Imagination

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• It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -

  Derek Landy

  Sorrow, Want, China

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• You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.” “You wanted a weapon.” “It was a stick.” “It had a bow on it.” “It was a stick.” “I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.

  Derek Landy

  Mean, Ideas, Weapons

  Derek Landy (2015). “Skulduggery Pleasant:”, p.48, HarperCollins UK

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• You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.

  Derek Landy

  Stealing, Skulduggery Pleasant, Pleasant

  Derek Landy (2013). “Skulduggery Pleasant:”, p.12, HarperCollins UK

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• What is it?' Stephanie whispered. 'That, my dear Valkyrie, is what we call a monster.' She looked at Skulduggery. 'You don't know what it is, do you?' 'I told you what it is, it's a horrible monster. Now shut up before it comes over here and eats us.

  Derek Landy

  Monsters, Shut Up, Horrible

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• Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

  Oscar Wilde

  Sarcasm, Form, Wit

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• That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain.

  Derek Landy

  Good Day, Good Friend, Cain

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• You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear?" - Valkyrie Cain

  Derek Landy

  Romance, Sound, Cain

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