It is hard to tell where the MCC ends and the Church of England begins.
In a matriarchy men should be encouraged to take it easy, for most women prefer live husbands to blocks of shares and seats on the board.
A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him.
A novelist who writes nothing for 10 years finds his reputation rising. Because I keep on producing books they say there must be something wrong with this fellow.
If there was a little room somewhere in the British Museum that contained only about twenty exhibits and good lighting, easy chairs, and a notice imploring you to smoke, I believe I should become a museum man.
I fancy that the Hell of Too Many People would occupy a respectable place in the hierarchy of infernal regions.
What a grand, higgledy-piggledy, sensible old place Norwich is!
Sometimes you might think the machines we worship make all the chief appointments, promoting the human beings who seem closest to them.
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
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