Paul Reiser Funny Quotes

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• The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

  Paul Reiser

  Inspirational, Funny, Transition

• The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push.

  Paul Reiser

  Funny, Baby, Children

• When you're in @#*!#-ing hell, your forehead can feel a wee bit feverish. (By the way, that's the way my wife actually curses. She doesn't use dirty words; she'll literally say "asterisk, pound sign, exclamation point, the-letter-'A'-with-a-circle-around-it, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk.")

  Paul Reiser

  Funny, Dirty, Exclamation Points

• Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They just want to check if they're doing it right. "This is Sleeping, right?" "Exactly." "I just lie here?" "That's right." "Okay." Then back to sleep they go.

  Paul Reiser

  Funny, Baby, Children

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