Chris Rock Quotes About Home

Quotes about: Home

• If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Rap, Home

  "Chris Rock: Never Scared". TV Special, www.imdb.com. April 17, 2004.

• I get approached to do shows all the time. There's a lot of money in sitcoms, but I've never been the kind of guy who wanted to do one. I don't think people want to see me saying "Honey, I'm home." It's just not my thing.

  Chris Rock

  Home, Thinking, People

  Source: www.oprah.com

• When you become a comedian a lot of stuff that made you laugh before just stops. You stop watching your old cartoons you used to watch. You stop reading the funnies. It's like working at a strip club. You don't come home and turn on the Playboy Channel.

  Chris Rock

  Reading, Home, Laughing

  Source: www.sfgate.com

• Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays?
  You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your
  daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!

  Chris Rock

  Funny, Daughter, Hate

  "Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker". TV Special, July 10, 1999.

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