If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.
Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you - you're twenty minutes.
I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.
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